Saturday, August 23, 2008

Thinking of Visiting The J? Think Again.

Seriously, J, I can't come see you knowing that thing lives in the same neighborhood as you...it could make off with my kid. Or with me. It looks like those spiders from The Mist. Not terrified enough yet? Read all about some of the other horrifying things that live near J. (I guess that's why they call it Surprise, AZ?? Surprise! That spider just ate your dog!)

Horrible, horrible nature

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Sweet Lord of the Rings! There is no way in Hell I'm going there.
Sorry Mr. The J but it was not meant to be!

The Lokiec

Lizard King said...

Jen: To be fair I have moved and in my new yard the lizards are far too many and far too large to ever let something like this survive. On the other hand if you don;t find being surrounded by lizards as cool as I do this might not be much better.

The Lokiec: Say it so... oh lordy please say it ain't so.

- The J