A Very South Park Halloween

These are for a pumpkin decorating contest at work.

Stan the Man!

My PacMan rotted, but here are his opponents!

Woot! Flying Monkeys!!

Look what I bought from Woot! Guess what one or more of my sisters is getting for Christmas!!

The Color Of Monkey
Think you’ve got them all? Well, we just changed that! Yeah, we’re always changin’ stuff. We’re crazy like that.

These Woot Screaming Monkeys are dressed in orange or purple, and man, can they scream! Like a newborn baby or your mom after you drop a brick on her foot. Don’t test that, please. You should be respectful to your mom.

These monkeys can also fly across the room, or out of your office window and across the street. We’ve tested it. It really works. Nothing can relieve and increase stress at the same time like hitting your boss in the face with a monkey.

You know you want this little piece of Woot propaganda. People are still begging for the buckets. This is your shot at the big time. Get in on the ground floor.

Warranty: None!

Features:

• Slingshot-like rubber arms


• Professed 50-foot flight range


• Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo


• Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

Beastie Boys

You know, it occurs to me that I don't really like them. Life is to short to waste hard drive space on music I don't like, even if it is external hard drive space, and not precious Macbook hard drive space. They are yucky. Bye bye, Boys! Have fun storming the recycle bin!

It's a toss up...is my favorite part Bill Murray's bit about the Cubs, or McCain's incessant wandering (which was my favorite bit in the actual debate..."On top of it all, you're standing in front of my script!")

And the line of the night goes to...

Tom Brokaw, debate moderator, who said, "On top of everything else, you're standing in front of my script!" Best moment of the debate.