Despair!

I didn't mean to post twice tonight, but for my readership of five (all of whom appreciate this), the new Despair catalog came in the mail today!!! Here are some of my favorites from the new batch of product offerings.

1) Demotivational Laptop Skins! - Sure, my Mac is covered with a frightening skull from Isis, but my work laptop is a virgin space just waiting to be adorned with a classic like, "Sometimes the journey of 1,000 miles ends very, very badly."

2) "Hope may not be warranted at this point." So true. And in lithograph form, no less!

3) And the Pessimist's Mug now also comes in both beer glass and shot glass form. Although, let me take this moment to remind you that it's not really whether the glass is half empty or half full, but what's in it that counts. Realists know to ask.