I Have One Follower! Time to Start a Cult.

Oooo one person follows my blog! That's one more than I expected. Well, single fan, here's an update on my NaNoWriMo progress.

• Hurray for my synopsis, which has guided my writing not once, but twice this NaNo cycle.
  
• Boo for marginal productivity. I should have re-hit the 50% mark today.
  
• Hurray for PackRat, someone just gave me 10,000 credits for little reason!
• Boo for Packrat. Stop distracting me, AlamoFire!
  
• Hurray for always writing the same thing, the same way predictably and repeatedly! Usually a weakness, this week a strength!
  
• Boo for being predictable. Screw you all, I'll go get a tattoo. Wait, no I won't! How do you like THEM apples (Josh replies, "I like apples.")
  
• Hurray for writing about tattoos! Also, I've learned a lot about different kids of piercings you can get in your face and ears!
  

There, I ended on a positive note.