Sunday, November 22, 2009

A New Savings Goal!

I just read that a nose job only costs between $3000 and $6000. All this time, I've assumed it was in the $30,000 range. So, I could totally have a normal nose that doesn't have a weird bump or angle inexplicably to the right. (It's not actually inexplicable. It comes from being slammed in the face in indoor soccer with a high velocity ball twice in the same 15 minute period. But it definitely is weird.) I'm going to go ahead and set a tentative date for surgery in the 2011 time range. I even have a plastic surgeon picked out (OK, he's the family plastic surgeon, no research there). Hurray for elective procedures!

2 comments:

The J said...

It's nice of you to keep the spirit of Micheal Jackson alive, but I think there people already doing that. Perhaps you could spend that money on a nice Abdow's Big Boy replica booth in one of the rooms in your home. You could even spring for a uniform for LJ. I would be a valuable lesson for her to work as a waitress, before going on to running her own physics lab then taking over the world. I'm just saying.

jen ruddock said...

In honor of that comment, I'm going to pull out my commemorative Big Boy piggy bank, purchased in a second hand shop in Baltimore. It's spiffeh.