Saturday, November 21, 2009

Why Won't the Damn Sun RISE Already?

I mean, enough with the Twilight crap. I'll give Stephanie Myers mad props for selling so many books (I barely made it through the first one, skipped the second one, and made it one chapter into the third. I've never seen the movie. And it bothers me that Cedric Diggory is a vampire.)

But whatever. It is what it is. But this is, to quote Metallica, The Thing That Should Not Be.

Seriously, barf.
I said BARF.

Here's my answer. Blade and Iris. Better than Shiny and Mopey.
I said KICK ASS. Iris says ARRRRGGHH SQUEAK ARGGGHH SCREAM OH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE!! THE UV LAMP, IT BURNS!  I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT!!! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

2 comments:

The J said...

Interesting factoid, Cedric Diggory was not the producers first choice, originally they wanted to get Cedric The Entertainer.

The J said...

Twilight
This is how it should have ended.
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=5064