Dead Milkmen

Man, it's been a long time since I listened to The Dead Milkmen, but I've been thinking a lot about Bitchin' Camaro lately. Just because. Tony Orlando and Dawn. They were always more Annie's thing than mine, but God, those guys were a freakin' hoot. Really, every song was more like listening to my drunk friends than to a real band. B R I L L I A N T with a capital Liant. God bless 1985.

-Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
-I don't know.
-Well uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to
the shore.
-Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore.
-Whaddya gonna do down there?
-Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
-Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y'know, all proceeds go to get their
lead singer out a' jail.

Pruning to the funny parts.
...The important thing here is that we get
to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
- Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
- Funny you should ask, I've got a car now..
- Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
- Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
- You're kidding!
- I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay, the important thing here is
that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
- Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
- I've got a Bitchin' Camaro...

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus!