Kyle Says...

My cousin Kyle sometimes comes out with some wacky things. Today's gem (I warned him I was posting this):

"My friend decided to make me a sandwich last night." (After they went drinking.) "A mayonnaise sandwich. Then he put sour cream on it. And cottage cheese...and some regular cheese." This was the point at which it left the white food group theme and joined the 'you ate what?' section of the nutrition pyramid. "And hot sauce, some pickles, peanut butter, powdered ice tea mix, and red hots. Oh, and dog hair, because he dropped the bread on the floor." Then he paused and added, "It wasn't very good. I think it was the red hots. They were kind of stale. And the ice tea mix was a little gritty."