Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Oooo Rotten Tomatoes

I don't really watch television anymore because I'm busy and also because television is filled to the brim with more dumb than I can handle. But while I'm sitting here waiting for dinner to magically make itself, I've discovered that Rotten Tomatoes has its own show! Sure, it looks like cable access, but is charmingly reminiscent of Greg Kinnear-era Talk Soup (remember when it was still called Talk Soup? Before Skunk Boy ruined it all?) I was hooked when they voted that horrid sex scene from Watchmen (WatchAss, for EI?) the absolute worst moment in movies in 2009.

Anyway, I swear they aren't paying me to advertise this, so check it out:
"He graduated from the wooden school of acting and seems devoid of human emotions...a sitaution not helped when his jaw is wired shut."

I heart you, Rotten Tomatoes.

Oh, and InfoMania (which for some reason I keep singing to Lisztomania, by Phoenix, not to be confused with the 1975 Ken Russell / Roger Daltrey film unrelated to both that song and this thought) is pretty good, too.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha ha....please....I did NOT need to see that Owl guys nekkid butt. Now if it was Jeffrey Dean Morgan that would have been a whole 'nother story!

The Lokiec

Anonymous said...

And don't call my favorite show 'dumb'. Supernatural is a definite bright spot on the viewing schedule, not to mention how hilarious it can be at times. Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE1bL9l4UqY&feature=player_embedded

The Lokiec

Jenypher Senior said...

Yeah, but Future Husband Jeffrey Dean Morgan had tragic facial hair in that movie...granted, it was FACIAL hair (not sprouting out of other areas), but it was still a real mood killer.

Okay, that clip was funny, and I do enjoy Supernatural, or at least the clips that you're constantly forcing on me. For Supernatural-related humor, I prefer the Eye of the Tiger clip. Although only one of us (NOT IT) is weird enough to carry it on their Sansa. Plus, only one of us (NOT IT) is weird enough to have a Sansa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb3G5Qj_Lo8

Jenypher Senior said...

Oh, by the way Lokiec, a few weeks behind?? TWELVE new comments? You must really, really miss me now that we're worlds (*cough five miles cough* apart)!

Anonymous said...

There is nothing wrong with my Sansa.

EI

Easter Island said...

Hah! It worked! I am now logged in as Easter Island!!

And I do miss you. Can't wait to see The A-Team on Wednesday with you and the others!