Creeped Out By Social Search Engines

First, I want my regular readers (all four of you) to know that I am going over to a new system of code names for myself and all of us.

So, The Elbow Easter Island and I were stalking each other on Spokeo and Pipl.com over the weekend, when we discovered just how creepy the internet really is. *I've given The Elbow until I complete this post to come up with a better name for herself. This article from PCWorld.com advocates a system of relentlessly stalking yourself online to determine what a real stalker would find.

Easter Island discovered that, in addition to her house being worth more than 1 million dollars, 2.0 is actually TWO different people. Also, if you run into Easter Island on Monday, she's apparently closing in on her 68th birthday. Make sure you tell her how great she looks for her age.

Spokeo has my demographic information slightly closer to accurate, but believes that I enjoy cooking, books about cooking, and gardening. I honestly don't know who the hell they're talking about, but it isn't Junior or Senior.

Anyway, the creepy amount of info they have on me is making me consider some drastic action. What that might be, I do not yet know. But, in the meantime, I'll be codenaming up my blog and slapping anyone who looks at me too closely. Just in case.