For repeated probation violations, Lindsay Lohan got 90 days and burst into tears. Come on, kid. You're famous. Don't you know you'll be out in a month due to overcrowding? Then you'll be on Oprah and everyone will love you again. Your film career will revive. You'll be offered TV spots. If one of them is a tear jerker, you're a shoo-in for the Emmy. Your semi-poignant, ghost writer-penned memoir will hit #3 on the NY Times' Best Seller List, much to the consternation of people who actually have something to say and earned a spot there.
This is the best thing that's happened to your career in ten years. Plus, don't look at it as a jail sentence so much as the opportunity to shake your creepy stalker parents loose.
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Now I don't know whether to move to Florida or not. On the one hand, there are exploding pythons, which could be pretty cool. But on the other, at least according to #7, there is living shit literally sprayed everywhere.
On second thought, I'll stick to New England. Complaining about other places is more my style.
Maybe, or maybe it's just over for her, either way you're right about the max 30 day sentence.
Admission, I enjoyed the Lindsey Lohan album & have it on my iPod. though to be fair I stopped updating the songs on my iPod years ago.
I admit to having TWO Lindsay Lohan albums (although I'm pretty sure I got one from you), and some of the songs from the first one are on my iPod. They're actually pretty good.
Also, I heart Ashlee Simpson.
Don't know how my comment ended up under this post instead of the FL one. I suspect my slowly deteriorating computer had something to do with it.
As for Lindsay Lohan, I admit nothing.
Speaking of the music of Miss Loahan, LittleRatBastard.com has her leaked new single, "Too Young To Die".
Check it out; http://www.littleratbastard.com/?p=5196
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