"Man dies in cinema during 'Twilight' screening"
WELLINGTON, New Zealand — Police are hoping an autopsy will explain what caused a man to slump over in his chair and die while watching a screening of “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” at a Wellington cinema.
It's no mystery. The autopsy will reveal that sparkly vampires and tragically bad writing caused his brain to implode. So, next time you see Robert Pattinson and your brain starts to tingle...just think...you could be NEXT.
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lol...that's hilariously awesome.
A co-worker forced me to watch New Moon a couple of weeks ago. I should show her this article and accuse her of attempted murder!!
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I'm not sure what's funnier - that you watched New Moon with Donna, or that you're admitting that you watched New Moon.
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