I like my version better. Think about it, Trump.

Headline: "Can Cage control his craziness in 'Apprentice'?"

Ooooh! I hate Celebrity Apprentice because it's AWFUL, but I might watch if Nicolas Cage was on! He's a nut and has been trying to raise money lately, so this seems like an inspired fit!

Turns out they were just talking about The Sorcerer's Apprentice remake. Bah! Guess I'll skip both.